| I had asked Manolis, the carpenter, to make me a couple of shelves. Manolis passed a message, via Eleni, that I should go to his workshop at 10 am to collect them. I drove there and arrived just as he was finishing off. He passed me some sandpaper and told me (in Greek) that I could finish them off at home. Once again he refused to take any payment. He asked what they were for. I couldn't explain in Greek and I handed him a piece of paper on which I'd printed a computer translation for "I am highly intelligent so I am frustrated that I can't communicate effectively in Greek." Goodness knows what it actually said in Greek but I think that, once again, the computer had "dropped me in it"! He backed away, rapidly, as if I'd announced that I was sexually frustrated and would he mind bending over. (I must stop using the computer translation software. I checked with the dictionary, later, and I don't think the meaning was any worse than "I am brainy and cancelled and incapable" - but who knows?) Anyway, I noticed that the entire floor was covered in sawdust and wood-shavings. I picked up a handful and asked if I could have some "yia to somba" (for the stove). He nodded enthusiastically and found a carrier bag to supplement the one that I'd pulled from my pocket. I drove off with two (free) bags of wood shavings which, I hope, will be useful in getting the fire burning. Oh, before I left, I asked him to tell me the Greek word for "shavings". It is pronounced "rokaneedheea".* I asked for a pencil and wrote it down. He expressed surprise that I was able to write in Greek. Obviously my attempts to speak the darn language hadn't impressed him so far, so the fact that I could actually write words in Greek must have come as a shock. * I have to make "mind pictures" in order to remember words. For this one I imagine someone shaving her wooden knee with a sharp rock and "Rock a knee, dear." No, don't laugh - I'm being serious. It works. The word for "blind" (as in "venetian") is pronounced "storey". So I imagine a multi-storey building with blinds at every window. I can't do this for every word but it works for many. For example, the word for "thank you" is pronounced (roughly) "Eff Harry's toe". Make a mental picture involving "thanks". Someone trod on effing Harry's toe and he's saying "thanks!" Can you forget it, now? The word for "please" is pronounced "para ka low". A bit trickier but think of "para" from "parachute". Think of a Ford "Ka" parachuting rather low and associate this with "please". I'm easily distracted. Where was I? Oh, yes. On the way home I had to call at the hardware store in Vamos to buy an axe and a toilet seat. Kanena provleema. I also got the assistant to show me some containers that I might press into service as rain barrels. |