Cretan Diary - Chapter 38

 

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Friday 18th - Stir Crazy!

December 18th, 2009

Several days of sitting at the computer has not been good for my mental health so today, despite the forecast of a thunderstorm at 2pm, we drove to Rethymnon. Jenny phoned Eleni to ask if she needed anything and she asked us to look in "Lidl" for a frozen turkey. We agreed to do that on the way home, otherwise it wouldn't be very frozen by the time we got back!

We walked along the sea front. The weather was a warm 18 degrees C. but very windy in exposed places.

The sea was rough...

...but still very blue.

We walked past the castle.

Glad we didn't park here! Several of the cars appear to be, erm, slightly damaged.

We stopped for lunch in town. I ordered a "club sandwich" with cheese, turkey, lettuce and chips. Jenny ordered a crepe with cheese, mushroom and stuff. We had to move because two men came in and started to paste a poster on the wall.

Q. How many men does it take to hang a poster of Paris?

A. Trois.

We passed a fish shop with a counter shaped like a boat.

Lidl provides shaded parking. Unfortunately, there were no frozen turkeys, so we had to phone Eleni to tell her the bad news. 

We looked in the small "Jumbo" shop for a cobweb duster but there wasn't one. So we crossed the road to the hardware store that we call "B&Q" and asked for one there.

It took some patience to explain what we wanted, in a mixture of Greek and English, but the assistants were extremely helpful and found a telescopic rod and a soft brush head to fit - totalling just five euros!

Evening

Still warmish. Fifteen degrees and windy outside. A fairly pleasant twenty degrees indoors. We could make it hotter but I don't know how much oil we are burning so we're conserving it as much as possible. The bedrooms are cooler and, at night, we let the temperature fall a little and use hot water bottles. February will be a lot colder and I'd like the oil to last. When we can afford it, we will improve the insulation of the walls.

 

Saturday 19th - Windy

December 19th, 2009

It was fairly warm this morning. We had breakfast then walked up the hill. Our close neighbour, Helen, passed us (going uphill) on a bicycle! Frankly, I would not have believed it humanly possible. We were quite prepared to see her prone body when we finally crested the brow but she had gone.

Jenny went to the square to meet her friend, Sue, to participate in a shopping spree in Xaniá. I went no further than the supermarket to buy our usual "mavro" brown bread. (Curiously, "mavro" means black. "Kafetee" means brown.)

I also checked for frozen turkeys and there were two left, so I phoned Eleni and asked if she wanted one. Twenty two Euros for a 3,5kg turkey was a bit dear but where else would she get one? Eleni agreed that I should buy it for her. I paid Aspaseea but left the turkey behind. "Tha epeestrepso se theka lepta me ton avtokeeneeto mou", I told her. (I'll return in ten minutes with my car.)

I trudged back down the hill, placed the "mavro" in the bread box, picked up sunglasses (yes, still required), coat (wind and rain forecast) and camera (never go without it) and opened the gates. As Jenny wasn't there, I had to reverse the car out then stop to close the gates. This is essential to prevent passing flocks from entering our garden and eating everything coloured green. I noted, with satisfaction, that all four tyres contained an adequate amount of air.

I collected the turkey and drove to Eleni's house.

Eleni and I chatted for a few minutes while we watched Christos attacking an olive tree with a rotary flail. Unfortunately, I had left my camera in the car. As Jenny had used some petrol on her last shopping trip with Sue, I drove towards Vamos to buy more. On the way, I tested the anti-lock braking system for the first time. I hadn't planned to but I was doing about 50km/h when a farmer drove his pickup out from a side road right into my path. To compound the problem, he stopped there. I stopped, too, about two feet from his passenger door. I grinned at him and he merely raised his eyes heavenwards. I was on the main road so, in theory, I had right of way. However, had I hit him, that fact wouldn't have reduced the damage. Note to self: slow down.

(I discovered, later, that this was an unmarked cross-road used frequently by farm vehicles.)

Having paid old "Harees" thirty Euros for petrol, I continued to the Plumber's and asked for two applicators full of white "silly conny", as they call it. The shop assistant asked if I wanted it for "mesa ee ekta".

"Ekta" (outside) I told him. He handed me the expensive silicone. They use it here for absolutely everything. Need to fit a window or door? Use "silly conny". Got a leak somewhere? Use "silly conny".

Back home, I climbed my ladder on the first floor balcony and squeezed a full tube of the stuff into the hole in the wall where the air conditioning pipes and cables entered. Then I replaced the capping on the plastic channel that held the pipes.

I climbed up onto the roof, scraped away loose bits of paint and sealant, and applied a metre length of "Denso tape" as a temporary seal against rainwater. Then I descended the ladder and went downstairs - trying not to touch anything - and spent five minutes scrubbing the sticky brown stuff off my hands.

By now I was hungry so I made a sandwich then sat down at my computer. I spent the next couple of hours there. Jenny returned in Sue's car and we (three) chatted for a while.

Later, Terry and Liz called us via "Skype" and we chatted to them. Then Jenny cooked evening dinner - a Shepherd's pie made from yesterday's mince and onion.

This evening is very windy indeed. I think my plastic bag has disintegrated because I can hear the spinning thing rattling round on the Somba chimney. I don't think it's raining because I can't hear the usual "drip drip" from the plastic drainpipe just outside our office.

Jenny has gone upstairs to watch TV. Despite the strong gusts of wind, we still have power and Internet. (I may be tempting fate. I'd better upload this now!)

 

Sunday 20th - Balmy

December 20th, 2009

The (warm) overnight gales did no damage here and didn't keep me awake.

This morning we left early for Georgioupolis because we'd been told that the children would be singing in the church hall. It rained the whole way so we parked outside the church and donned heavy raincoats. Inside the church were a few dozen people. The choirmaster sang on and on and on (a wailing sound that sounded off-key to me) and the choir occasionally sang a few notes. Eventually the communion service began and my back was hurting, so we left.

We went to "The Oasis" where a table-top sale was being held. Jenny wanted to walk but I drove the car. I saw no point in getting wet and I knew she was planning to buy stuff and I wasn't prepared to carry it back to the car. I was pleased with my decision because the first item we saw was a nest of three tables. Jenny paid and a nice man carried it to the car for us. She also bought pork pies from Eleni and home-made peanut butter from another lady. By now, the rain clouds had vanished and the temperature had risen to 24 degrees C.

We went for breakfast at the usual taverna - they told us that the children's choir would not now be singing till 5pm - then walked along the promenade.

The previous night's gales had washed some flotsam ashore, making the beach look dirty.

The man in the shorts turned out to be English and said he'd moved here over two years ago. Shortly after arrival, sadly, his wife had died.

This beach taverna, constructed from wood, glass and reeds, allegedly was built illegally.

Back home, the fact that it is Sunday doesn't deter the builders from pouring more concrete to make upright columns.

Jenny decided the weather was right for pruning the diseased branches from the olive tree.  

This was the end result. I thought it was a tad over-zealous but Jenny said ALL the branches were diseased and had to be removed. She sprayed the remaining stump with copper-based liquid to protect it against future infection. Apparently, it will flourish next year.

Nearly 6pm and the outside temperature is still 17 degrees. Roll on Christmas. 

Monday 21st - Chilly

December 21st, 2009

No, not quite as chilly as that!

My brother sent me these photos from North Yorkshire, just to remind us what we're missing.

Cute, eh?

Here on Crete, the temperature has been a cool 12 degrees all day.

I've been too busy to go out because I've been sorting out website "shopping cart" problems for my brother and myself.

How can an almost frozen river steam?

This is in North Yorkshire.

Jenny spent much of the day baking and doing work in the house, before collapsing with my iBook laptop to watch a movie.

No, we didn't eat any cake today. It's for Christmas.

Hang on ... where's the marzipan? I love marzipan!

Jenny has gone to bed and I think I'll go, too.

 

Tuesday 22nd - Warmer

December 22nd, 2009

We stayed at home during the morning because it was chilly and I had work to do. In the afternoon we walked up the hill to the shop then continued to the highest point.

Behind the telegraph poles you can see a winding dirt track that goes down to the bay.

Here's a better view of it. You can imagine that it's not much fun to drive down! (We have never tried. We use another track that is mostly metalled to get to "Unpronounceable Bay".

 

Wednesday 23rd - Xot in Xaniá

December 21st, 2009

Reminder: the Greek letter "X" (hee) is pronounced like "ch" in "loch". There is no "h" sound in Greek. "X" is as near as it gets. Practice saying "Xaniá" (= han-YA). The "h" is that hissy sound from "loch" and the stress is on "YA".

We had arranged to go to the office in Xaniá, of Manolis, our insurance agent, to pay for house insurance. We had to be there by 10am so we left early, but late enough to miss the "rush hour" traffic.

We drove into town on the road we normally use to leave town, and parked at the side of the road for free. We walked to the Bank of Cyprus and withdrew some cash. Then we searched various shops for a teapot to replace the one whose lid had been broken on Monday by a gust of wind, on our veranda. (The wind lifted the entire tray off the table).

At ten minutes before ten, Jenny realised that we'd left the necessary documents in the car, so she left me sitting on a bench while she ran back to the car.

I made this panorama while I waited. It was rather Xot in the sunshine. In fact the temperature was around 26'C. Kala Xreestouyenee! (Xappy Xreestmas!)

A man behind me was cutting the grass but avoiding the pretty flowers. It's just like a normal July day in England!

Reminder: it's 23rd December.

The forecast (if you believe it) suggests that the next few days will become Xot in the afternoon, but it will be chilly at night. February and March are likely to be REALLY chilly!

That reminds me: we have used 100 litres of central heating oil in four weeks. At that rate it should last another 4 months. In practice, with the weather becoming colder, I think we'll be lucky to get 3 more months. It cost 62 cents per litre so, currently, it's costing us 2.5 Euros per day to heat the house.

We called at the indoor market to buy glacé strawberries, chestnuts etc.

This shop has everything!

The hideous teapot that replaces (temporarily) the one with a broken lid.

In yellow is printed "Hot Chocolate". Beneath is a snow man and the words "with peppermint marshmallows". (Don't ask.)

Thursday 24th - Anniversary

December 24th, 2009

Today is our wedding anniversary. We've been married for ... erm, a number of years. (For some reason, Jenny expects me to remember how many. Lord knows I have enough trouble remembering the date!)

Anyway, I suggested to Jenny that she take her new DVD recorder upstairs to connect and set up. I had managed to download an English manual and had printed out the relevant pages.

She connected it OK but struggled to locate the setup menu. Anyway, between us we managed to get the menu on the TV screen, change the language to English (yes, OK, "cheating", but we wanted it working TODAY) and set the date and time.

Although it was sold as "new", it's quite an old model (a Philips DVDR3480) and has no Hard Drive. It was blooming expensive* - about twice what we'd have paid in the UK two years ago - but it will suffice for now.

*This sort of equipment is REALLY expensive here.

Vegetarians please skip this.

This is our "gallopoula" thawing out. Jenny spent several hours preparing food for tomorrow's feast.

I have reverted, once more, to using two computers. I can get more done and/or watch TV while I work. The red arrow points at the tiny "Mac Mini" with its recalcitrant matching Hard Drive sitting on top of it.

This drive has caused endless problems. For some reason it keeps switching off - usually in the middle of saving a movie or some other processor-intensive task. Maybe it's overheating, but the fan is blowing cool air. I would swap it for another but it incorporates a Firewire hub and a USB2 hub, which I really need. Anyway, I'll persevere for now. I'm using the Mac G4 tower (beneath my desk) for the important work.

Once again I've spent most of the day at the computer - apart from two journeys up the hill; first to buy vegetables and then to collect mail. Just one card today.

This evening we are booked to go for dinner at the restaurant above Aspaseea's IN-KA supermarket. That means I'll have done the dreaded hill THREE TIMES in one day!

Jenny is calling me to change my clothes so I'll have to stop now.

Oh, the weather today has alternated between sunny and overcast. At times it was "shirt sleeves" weather but for much of the time it has been cool - but not as "cool" as England!

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